Archive for April, 2007

Silence

Posted by vanessa on April 30th, 2007 .
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Sex While Sick = Interesting Results

languid

So I’m on Day 5 of a really annoying cold. It’s not one of those colds that gives me that sexy husky voice. It’s the kind that makes me sound like I’m wearing a snorkel. Finally, though, I’m just well enough to feel REALLY horny.

Anyway, hubby has been only marginally successful at fending off the same crud, so we’ve been leaving each other alone to rest and heal while secretly wanting to exchange germs from every orifice.

We finally admitted this to each other tonight and almost punted the cat up the stairs in our frantic scramble to the bedroom.

Problem: while I do feel quite a bit better, I still can’t breathe from my nose. Heaving one’s bosom and panting can be quite sexy, but my panting tonight seemed more like a death rattle. Fortunately, the husband did most of the heavy lifting for this particular play date. Even so, I think I might have dipped one pedicured toe into the murky waters of breath play.

Speaking of waters, I’ve been known to be an occasional squirter. Well, it’s more like a gush, actually. The thing is, it’s never happened while I’ve been WITH someone, only when I’ve been alone, or doing my phone sessions, so it’s become the stuff of urban legend. I don’t really know if it’s a temporary phenomenon because of The Cold, but let’s just say we’re currently looking into a set of rubber sheets. And we’re sleeping on the guest bed. And I now, finally, have a witness.

Posted by vanessa on April 29th, 2007 .
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Some More Eye Candy

Here are some new darlings for your enjoyment. I just adore these vintage french nudes, don’t you? These women look positively edible…

charmed

bored

daydreams

Posted by vanessa on April 28th, 2007 .
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My Live Earth Disappointment

DisappointedAh, imagine my disappointment when none of my registered cell phone numbers received a lucky text message last week. Vanessa was NOT selected to be one of those eligible to purchase tickets to the Live Earth concert at Wembley stadium this July.

I REALLY wanted to go.

I may or may not have had phone sex with one or more of the performers from this special event, but, sadly, this gets me nothing. <sniff>

Oh well.

The upshot of this is that I’m available that day…anyone have a ticket for Vanessa? C’mon, gimme some candy!

Do you really want to hear me beg?

(OK, maybe that was a dumb question…)

Posted by vanessa on April 27th, 2007 .
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Happy First HNT!!

I’ve been reluctant to participate in Half-Nekkid Thursday but decided to play with my webcam for the hell of it. So, here, hiding behind a LOT of hair, is your closest look at Vanessa yet.

Just Me

(That is, unless you’ve seen the videos…)

Happy HNT!! (see Osbasso’s blog for details)

Posted by vanessa on April 26th, 2007 .
Filed under: Pics and Stuff, Pics of Me | 10 Comments »

Sugasm #76

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #77? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
The Curse of Nude Modeling Strikes Again (http://www.taratainton.com)
“I choose to share images of my nude or near-naked self on this website.”

My Kinkiest Fetish (http://thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com)
“There is an erotic frisson about a skillful mindfuck that is almost as good as the real thing.”

Upgrading the Product Line (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)
“But even in the throes of orgasm, part of my brain is ticking off the clock.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
What Am I Supposed To Do? (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice
The Sex Club: Part 1 (http://theprovocateur.wordpress.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Clitorises, caffeine, consuming, and other oral fixations (http://backseat-betty.blogspot.com)
Our Struggle With Desire (part 2) (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
Still not a total bitch (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)
What turns you on just by thinking about it? (http://inkserotica.blogspot.com)

Sex Politics
1984 is approaching (http://deliciously-naughty.typepad.com)
Putting On My Big-Girl Panties, One Leg At A Time (http://marketingwhore.naughtyblog.net)

NSFW Pics (& videos)
I Feel Myself (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Playing with my New Toy (http://imelda-imelda.blogspot.com)

Sex Work
First kiss of the whip a first meeting (http://www.katiegirl4u.com/diary)
Getting Off (http://lipstickexplosion.com)
Translation… (http://kissmekali.blogspot.com)

BDSM & Fetish
Fantastic fellatio (http://curvaceousdee.blogspot.com)
Featured Fetish - Balloons? Really? Huh. Ok. Balloons! (http://www.quipsandchains.com)
Figure Study (continued) (http://redsonjasea.livejournal.com)
Happy HNT - Frozen flash (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Impatient Kitty (http://fantasyofawife.blogspot.com)
The Stroke Slut is Back (http://www.timidboy.com)
Tighter: the garage (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
Unexpected, Part Three (http://alittleoutoftune.blogspot.com)

Sex News & Sex Reviews
Camsex.com Girls are Good! (http://www.connectbycam.com/blog)
The Cone Review (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)
My Favorite Toy (http://eroticawriter.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Butterflies & Goose Bumps (http://bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)
Deep Impact (http://lastbreath.wordpress.com)
Devotion (http://dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com)
Diary of a Futa (part 1) (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Flying High (http://drtycplinva.blogspot.com)
Mid Afternoon Romp (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)
Mooning over moaning (http://orangeuglad.blogspot.com)
My darkest moment (http://thelastseduction.blogspot.com)
Project Management in Four easy steps (http://gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Sublime Things - Lover’s Discourse (http://www.kglyde.blogspot.com)
Using Lingerie To Create Intimacy - And Erotica! (http://aslipofagirl.blogspot.com)
Virgin (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

Posted by vanessa on April 25th, 2007 .
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How To Make Your Daughter A Sex Blogger In 2 Minutes Or Less

Door

Ah, brings back memories. Good times.

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Posted by vanessa on April 24th, 2007 .
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About Vanessa...

Vanessa is a genus of butterflies. Common names are American Lady (Vanessa virginiensis), West Coast Lady (Vanessa annabella) and Painted Lady (Vanessa cardui).

I'm Vanessa. I'm always a Lady. Talk to me....

vanessa@talktovanessa.com

...and then YOU said...

  • Curvaceous Dee: Being happy is a hell of a lot more important than writing to keep us happy. I am so pleased for you!...
  • Pog: Hey Vanessa, Your husband is a very lucky man indeed. Take care, Pog.
  • havingmycake: Very worrying time for you both. Hope there is a good outcome.
  • Curvaceous Dee: *applauds* Oh, I am so pleased! It’s such a rare and special thing, and you well deserve it....
  • lapis ruber: That sounds a really nasty event. Glad you weren’t more seriously injured. Happy belated HNT.