Archive for June, 2007

Haven’t We All Had Days Like This?

I don’t usually post things like this, but a certain friend-who-must-remain-nameless sent this to me and something about it just made me giggle for hours.

I hope it doesn’t offend anyone…oh, who am I kidding? I’m pretty sure you guys aren’t offended by much of anything.

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I’ve had bad hair days before, but…!

Posted by vanessa on June 30th, 2007 .
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Sugasm #85

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #86? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
A Little Fun at Home (fexual-strustration.blogspot.com…)
“She surprised herself when her fingers found the actual ice cube melting inside her cunt.”

The Anniversary Present (perverselypoly.blogspot.com…)
“But I knew that nothing would be more appropriate to the new path we’ve chosen than a threesome with another man on the night celebrating our wedding so many years ago.”

Girl’s Night In (thenakedrhetoricaltruth.blogspot.com…)
“Some of us are more conservative than one would have thought, and some of us, it appears from dropped jaws round the table, are less.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
7 Simple Ways to Future-proof Your Blog (sugarbank.com…)

Editor’s Choice
My Exam (wanklog.blogspot.com…)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Dragonfly (in-your-pants.blogspot.com…)
Greedy Eyes (paradisetiedup.blogspot.com…)
I awoke… (fantasy-nuggets.blogspot.com…)
I remember entering the hotel room (orangeuglad.blogspot.com… )
It should have been a dream then! (lastbreath.wordpress.com…)
Music & Cock (confessions112.blogspot.com…)
Party Games Part 2 (drtycplinva.blogspot.com…)
Petals….. (clearslate2007.wordpress.com…)
The Pirate Captain (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com…)
Razor Stubble (lafillemariee.blogspot.com…)
So good I could almost come (plum001.blogspot.com…)
Through the Crack (slutissimo2.wordpress.com…)
Yesterday (classyelegantlady.blogspot.com…)

Sex & Politics
Gay Marriage Survives (deliciously-naughty.typepad.com…)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Beautiful Agony Video (eroticandy.blogspot.com…)
Betcee May - Nude in Nature (seccpicsnude.blogspot.com…)
Filthy Food (myhotbox.blogspot.com…)
Sasha Cohen (gotcum.blogspot.com…)
Wild - Pictorial Presentation (eroticjournals.blogspot.com…)

Sex Work
Charlie and the Chocolate Covered Cock (ladyentertainers.com…)
When A Client Dies-Part 1 (www.radicalvixen.com…)

BDSM & Fetish
The Back Room (goldslutstandard.com…)
The Control of a Submissive (vampyrandhisladye.blogspot.com…)
Happy HNT - Summertime spanking (darkside-journey.blogspot.com…)
His kiss (insidedarkpixie.blogspot.com…)
How Was Your Weekend? (www.sub-burbs.com…)
I want to hurt you (everythingoze.blogspot.com…)
Painslut (kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com…)
“The Real Reason I Have Long Hair,” smut from the archives (lustylady.blogspot.com…)
Scenes From My Bedroom - Part 4: Giving up control (collaredcatalina.wordpress.com…)
Two vingnettes from two scenes (geltsgirl.livejournal.com…)
Yanking My Chain (puppytale.blogspot.com…)

Sex News & Reviews
Coming back with v.2.0 (mypenis.thumblogger.com…)
Featured Fetish Film - Toys For Twats (Nun Fetish, Old, Sacrilege, Yikes) (www.quipsandchains.com…)
Fern wood tonight (hard-and-fast.blogspot.com…)
Half-Nekkid and Playing the Field (www.tarasnaughtyshop.com…)
How To Make 3 Girls Have An Orgasm (www.hypnopimpdaddy.com…)
Introducing the Nude Photography of Eva’s Garden (www.taratainton.com…)
MSNBC and Green Sex Toys (blog.babeland.com…)
Welcome to Teeny Phone Sex! (www.teenyphonesex.com…)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Daddy Day (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
Lacking Sexuality (thesilentmale.blogspot.com…)
Love and Crush: Confessions (un-cool.blogspot.com…)
Lunch (secretlifeofaman.blogspot.com…)
More keyword analysis (kislee.naughtyblog.net…)
Slutdom Redefined (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
Without your input (gentlygently.blogspot.com…)

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Posted by vanessa on June 29th, 2007 .
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Book Review: Naked On The Internet

Now that I’m back online with a new computer and have *most* of my data recovered, the first order of business is the review I promised Audacia Ray for her book, Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads, and Cashing in on Internet Sexploration. Here it is, Dacia, and, considering my situation, only a week late!

imageI felt privileged to be one of the women interviewed by Audacia Ray for her first book, Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads, and Cashing in on Internet Sexploration.

The first thing that struck me about Naked it what it’s not. It’s not pornographic. It’s not erotic. It’s not even titillating. It is a meticulously researched, deftly written examination of how women use the internet, specifically with regard to sex, and how the online experience has changed women’s views of themselves, both positively and negatively. Ray offers a sociological, almost anthropological, dissection of the way our behavior and attitudes have changed as a result of technology;

“Naked on the Internet is entirely consumed with the effects
of personal computers and the things women get up to when
they are alone with their machines, their Internet connections,
and their desires.”

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Posted by vanessa on June 28th, 2007 .
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Sugasm #84

Well, I guess at least I can copy and paste the Sugasm. I have an adaptor arriving tomorrow that will, hopefully, allow me to access my old hard drive so I can get some more posts and pics going.

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #85? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
C’s Little Witch (un-cool.blogspot.com…)
“Tom wrote on his blog I would do anything carnal to please her: oh, yes. Oh, yes.”

How to have a secret affair at work (myhotbox.blogspot.com…)
-Funny video-

Desperate wantonness is not always pretty (smart-girls.blogspot.com…)
“Am I now so desperate for sex that I’m causing random sex toys to spontaneously get off when they’re around me?”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
ActionGirls 2007 (sugarbank.com…)

Editor’s Choice
History of Gay and Lesbian Pride Month (www.taratainton.com…)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
All Righty Then… (aurorablack.blogspot.com…)
Attention to detail (secretlifeofaman.blogspot.com…)
Hot and Bothered:Feminist Pornography (www.sex-kitten.net…)
In Which I Defend Myself, And Likely You Too (silent-porn-star.blogspot.com…)
On Baritones and the State of My Panties (whatmyfriendsdontknowcanthurt.blogspot.com…)
A Random Post About Why Shay Rarely Reads Erotica (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com…)
Thank You, Sir, May I Have Another? (aslipofagirl.blogspot.com…)

BDSM & Fetish
Dress Up (katescuriosita.blogspot.com…)
His need (dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com…)
Kink In The Mainstream - Exhibit B: Family Guy Bondage (www.quipsandchains.com…)
Making sense of it all (transformher.blogspot.com…)
Marked (lafillemariee.blogspot.com…)
My choice (my choice)
Wicked Saturday - Part 1 (www.sub-burbs.com…)
You gotta be punished! (lastbreath.wordpress.com…)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Half-Nekkid Nipples (sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com…)
Party Tricks (imelda-imelda.blogspot.com…)
Two For One (eroticjournals.blogspot.com…)

Sex Work
Chastity (www.radicalvixen.com…)

Sex News & Reviews
Celebrate Pride Month with Our GLBT Designs! (www.tarasnaughtyshop.com…)
Ohio: no nudes is good nudes… (hard-and-fast.blogspot.com…)
Pearl Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker Review (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com…)
Punished Brats review (darkside-journey.blogspot.com…)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Appel téléphonique (blog.coquetterie.net…)
Dress Code (in-your-pants.blogspot.com…)
First date etiquette revised (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
Frustration (ellabeecoquette.blogspot.com…)
A lovely evening (prettywomanjournal.com…)
My Body is Yours (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com…)
A Night with the Office Meeting Guy (part 2) (fexual-strustration.blogspot.com…)
Orgasm Addict (rubytellsall.com…)
Party Games - Part 1 (drtycplinva.blogspot.com…)
Tonight You Belong To Me (perverselypoly.blogspot.com…)
Unexpected, Part Four (alittleoutoftune.blogspot.com…)
What Comes After “Hello” (sexyandallthat.blogspot.com…)

Sex Humor
Eating Pussy (memoirsofanasshole.blogspot.com…)
Lawnmower Sex (www.mootsex.com…)
Paris Hilton Forced, By Society, To Acknowledge Worthlessness (funnyextreme.com…)

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Posted by vanessa on June 25th, 2007 .
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Computer Woes

Yes, I’m still here…but my laptop isn’t.  Video adapter is dead.  Which really sucks if you have a laptop.

All my data, including all the great antique erotic photos, my sound editing software and Photoshop, remains on my old hard drive to be recovered the hard way.

I was also supposed to post a review of Audacia Ray’s book last week.  It will be forthcoming as soon as I’m back on.
I’ll be back…just as soon as I get this all sorted.  Shouldn’t be long now.  I had to buy a new laptop, unfortunately, but I’m making progress.

:neutral:

Posted by vanessa on June 23rd, 2007 .
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This Day In England

Well, you can learn quite a bit about England from just one day’s news. Here are a few tidbits I have learned today about the little place I’ve been calling home for the past nine months…

  1. If a fire breaks out, tough. Suck it up, Nancy!
  2. We got us some pervs. actually, these guys give pervs a bad name
  3. We have a teeny drinking problem. d’oh!
  4. We’re all gonna die in a horrible flood. again, d’oh!
  5. We’re all gonna die in a massive suicide bombing. Did the knighthood committee really think that through?
  6. If #4 & 5 don’t happen, stay out of the hospital. Those places will kill you.
  7. The Druids need your vote.
  8. London is Better Than Moscow. (but only just)
  9. If the train doesn’t go where you’re going, they just make shit up.
  10. The BBC is biased. Just ask the BBC.

Posted by vanessa on June 18th, 2007 .
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Ah, Men!

ah, men! I guess Father’s Day is an appropriate time to talk about men. I’ve been giving it a lot of thought lately and I’ve reached a definite conclusion.

I love men. I mean, I really love men. I can’t get enough of them.

Sure, I’d love to have my chance with a woman, but there is absolutely zero chance of me being a lesbian. Men simply turn me on too much.

I love a powerful man. Strong. Tall. Confident. I love knowing he can overpower me…if I want him to.

I love men in wool, silk, cashmere, denim or leather. Double-breasted or single-malt. Burberry Brit or Acqua di Gio.

When I see a particularly nice specimen my stomach gets all flippety. I can’t help but get a little flirty. Is that wrong?

A charming man can disarm me. Especially if he has a sharp wit. I’m helpless. Seriously. It’s pathetic. And if he has a dog, oh, goodness gracious me! I’m only writing about it and I’m all verklempt!

A great smile can make me tingle. And eyes - oh, it’s all about the eyes. There’s a certain quality - a combination of humor, sensitivity, confidence, mystery and lust - that can make me wet with a single glance.

Next time you see me smiling at you in Sainsbury’s, just know that you’ve made my day a little more…sexy.

Ah, men. I’m all yours.

Posted by vanessa on June 17th, 2007 .
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About Vanessa...

Vanessa is a genus of butterflies. Common names are American Lady (Vanessa virginiensis), West Coast Lady (Vanessa annabella) and Painted Lady (Vanessa cardui).

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...and then YOU said...

  • Curvaceous Dee: Being happy is a hell of a lot more important than writing to keep us happy. I am so pleased for you!...
  • Pog: Hey Vanessa, Your husband is a very lucky man indeed. Take care, Pog.
  • havingmycake: Very worrying time for you both. Hope there is a good outcome.
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  • lapis ruber: That sounds a really nasty event. Glad you weren’t more seriously injured. Happy belated HNT.