Closed Due To Flooding?

toowet How wet is too wet? Yes, we’ve been having lots of flooding here in the UK this month, but my topic today is about a more personal kind of wetness.

I am about to confess a small personal issue. One that many women, menopausal and otherwise, might actually envy.

I get wet. Specifically, I have a very juicy punani. In fact, I might admit to getting a bit too wet.

Too wet, you say? How can anyone possibly be too wet?

Well, too wet means slippery. Really slippery. And slippery-ness reduces friction. Friction is necessary for my partner to…well…experience complete enjoyment. In fact, for the better part of 10 years or more, I’ve been ejaculated ON far more than IN. (So much so that at times I felt like I was stuck in an endless “money-shot” loop.) I didn’t really consider it a problem until I realized that if I ever wanted to get pregnant it might present some difficulty if I never got any semen planted in my hoo-hoo.

It’s not a size thing. I actually have a very tight pussy. Two-fingers tight. (No children and infrequent sex for years = tight). And as for the men - well, I mean, I haven’t ever fucked a zucchini (unlike a woman I watched on webcam once), but my partners have been more than adequate.

I can’t believe I’m the only woman out there with this particular biology. I’m not really sure what to do about it. Most women searching for help are looking for the opposite - something to increase their natural moisture.

So…seriously, what do I do?

5 Responses to “Closed Due To Flooding?”

  1. Pog Says:

    Hey Vanessa,

    I have had partners with the same problem. You could try getting your partner to withdraw his penis and give it a wipe once in a while (worked for me) or try a sexual position which increases surface area contact, such as a pillow placed under your bottom.

    Hope this helps.
    Pog x.

    Thank you, Pog. I will try that. My one concern is that it will mess up the rhythm, if you get my drift. I know that when I’m in the groove, I need to focus…and pulling out would be a major distraction for me, if I were a dude. Does that bother you at all?


  2. Pog Says:


    No sweet, I never minded. One can soon get back in to the rhythm. I have a fantastic lady now and it is about making love for us - not sex. So, who cares ;-)

    Take care.

  3. Sagittaria Says:

    I read recently that if you take an antihistamine it will help dry things up.

    That’s brilliant! I hadn’t thought of that…thank you! ~ Vanessa ~

  4. musns Says:

    Squelchy I call it. Being too squelchy.

    There really isn’t a way to avoid it. I prefer to get right into the sex, avoiding foreplay - therefore not wet and by the time I’m getting overly wet - we’re both close to the boiling point.

    Yes, squelchy is a good word. I could avoid foreplay altogether and still by the time we’ve got things moving, I’m very juicy. Mr. Vanessa is not known for being a minute-man…so there’s no such thing as a quickie in this house. We did have success last night though, by changing into an almost yoga-like position. Yay!! ~ Vanessa ~

  5. Adrie Says:

    Oh Vanessa, this post comes at such a great time as I have recently felt the need to apologize for having the same “problem”.

    I have no brilliant ideas for you. I was reading through in hopes of finding one myself! Just thought I would let you know that you are not alone sista’!!

    Yours truly and juicily,
    a.k.a. The Accidental Sex Writer
    a.a.k.a. “Wet n’ Wild” :oops:

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