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I’m starting to understand the frustration men must feel with us.  Women are tricky.  Men are not difficult to comprehend.  We all know what men want–ultimately.  But women aren’t as black and white.

GUESS520b Most women want Something More®.  They want a relationship.  They want to be pursued.  Wined and dined.  Romanced.

Fucking hell.  I just want some pussy.  I don’t want to have to stick around for coffee and croissant in the morning.  Is that such a difficult request?  I can’t be the only woman that thinks this way.  There has got to be a woman out there that wants the same thing.  But hell if I can find her.  And I’ve been looking.  Seriously.  Doing the gay bar circuit, chatting up potentials online, hoping to take things to the next level…bupkis.

Ladies, seriously.  What’s a girl gotta do to get some NSA punani?

Posted by vanessa on December 17th, 2007 .
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The Sensual Vegan

Speaking of Vegan sexuality, Jane’s Guide just listed Based in Seattle, they stock a decent array of vegan toys, condoms/dams, lubes, etc. (I can vouch for the pjur Eros line of lube, BTW).

The Sensual Vegan also donates 5% of all sales to Scarleteen, a sex-positive sex education resource site aimed at young people.

They aren’t paying me to mention them, and I think it’s worth a look-see!

Posted by vanessa on August 9th, 2007 .
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America Will Never Be The Same

The latest copy of W magazine has some of the most unbelievably sexy shots of David and Victoria Beckham, also known as Posh and Becks, to herald their move to Los Angeles.

I never gave D.B. a second glance before. But this shows just what a great photographer and many hours of Photoshop can do:

p5I’m pretty sure the LA Galaxy soccer team is behind a lot of the publicity. After all, they need to justify their investment. Plus, they need to make 99% of America aware that there is this sport in other countries where they kick around a little ball and aren’t allowed to use their hands.

Now, these shots just might make me want to care about American soccer. And make me want Becks to use his hands. A LOT.

In fact, I doubt I’ll be the only person watching with one hand on the remote control and the other on my dildo.

Yum. Does it get any sexier than this?

Oh hell yeah.


The most amazing shots are in what appears to be a very intimate boudoir setting.


Ooooohhhhhhhhh. **shudder**

D’ya think the rest of the Galaxy are gonna be giving him some serious ribbing over the pretty-boy shots? He can bet his tighty-whities on it.

I have no idea whether David Beckham can save American Football Soccer. I am pretty sure, however, that Beckham is totally unprepared for America. And America is unprepared for him. This should be fun to watch.

And I can’t wait to get my copy of W.

Posted by vanessa on July 12th, 2007 .
Filed under: Random stuff, Sexy Stuff | 1 Comment »

All Day Love

goodmorning We made love all day yesterday.

My first waking moments; your gentle fingers stroking my shoulders, my cheeks, down my back, the curves of my hips, the swell of my ass. Your warm, moist breath on my neck.

Good Morning.

The day’s routine was punctuated with passing strokes, stolen snuggles, tender kisses. A grazed breast, lightly, surreptitiously, in the market. Even mundane chores were electric with promise. You grew firm just by gazing in my eyes. Not yet.

I couldn’t wait much past lunch. I called to you. Yearning. You came to me. Eager.

Deft fingers brought me to my first peak. You didn’t realize then what a feat that was - many have tried, few have succeeded. Kudos. And, thank you.

togetherWe merged, finally. Embracing tightly, as though it would be our last. Limbs intertwined. Undulating, together, on a sea of tangled sheets. Crescendo.

As always, you cleansed me after. Diligently. Reverently. Nobody else has ever done that. Too sexy for words.

Dinner and a Rom-Com in each other’s arms on the sofa. Giggles. Tears. Sweet whispers. Then to bed.

Holding, caressing. Soft kisses. Tender words. Supposed to be getting sleepy. Not quite.

Once more. You were harder, bigger; impressive, considering the intensity of our earlier exchange. I had more to release as well. Not often the case, that many in one day. No less intense the second time. Bliss.

cuddlesMy last waking moments; your gentle fingers stroking my shoulders, my cheeks, down my back, the curves of my hips, the swell of my ass. Your warm, moist breath on my neck.

Good night.

Posted by vanessa on May 20th, 2007 .
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More Vintage For The Weekend

Here are more from my collection. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do…


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Posted by vanessa on May 19th, 2007 .
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Half-Nekkid Thursday - Boobalicious

Here. Have a boobie.

You’re welcome.



Posted by vanessa on May 17th, 2007 .
Filed under: Pics and Stuff, Pics of Me, Sexy Stuff | 12 Comments »


Moreish adj (môr’·ĭsh)
(Usage: Brit) Said especially of a food: so tasty, delicious, etc. that one wants to keep eating more of it.


I wonder, my darling - has anyone ever told you how positively moreish you are?

I can’t seem to get enough of you.

I can’t hold you closely enough…

I can’t kiss you passionately enough…

I can’t pull you inside deeply enough…

Even when we’re finished, breathless, spent -

I still want more of you.

Posted by vanessa on May 16th, 2007 .
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About Vanessa...

Vanessa is a genus of butterflies. Common names are American Lady (Vanessa virginiensis), West Coast Lady (Vanessa annabella) and Painted Lady (Vanessa cardui).

I'm Vanessa. I'm always a Lady. Talk to me....

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