Ah, imagine my disappointment when none of my registered cell phone numbers received a lucky text message last week. Vanessa was NOT selected to be one of those eligible to purchase tickets to the Live Earth concert at Wembley stadium this July.
I REALLY wanted to go.
I may or may not have had phone sex with one or more of the performers from this special event, but, sadly, this gets me nothing.
The upshot of this is that Im available that dayanyone have a ticket for Vanessa? Cmon, gimme some candy!
Do you really want to hear me beg?
(OK, maybe that was a dumb question)