I’d like to speak about the postal service a little before I get into the evaluation itself. They seem to believe that anything sent in a padded envelope is intended for destruction, because when my DVD came the packaging was well torn to shreds. I would suggest that EF send their DVDs in a bubble envelope instead of the dense multi-layered paper envelopes they’re using. I hate plastic as much as anybody else, recycling almost everything, but if this was a DVD I really wanted it and I had bought it, I’d be annoyed if it came this way. The remainder of the plastic parts floated inside the case together with the DVD itself, which during shipping had been dislodged from its location.
Now for the review–I really wish the Reign of Tera 3 opening credits were better set up. Because I’m not acquainted with what all the 13 actors look like, naming who is in each scene will be nearly impossible for me. There is also no mention in the credits of the masculine performers. This is certainly a negative because I care about masculine performers when searching for something I would like to watch. Looking at the little print on the front of the box you can see that Spyder Jonez, Tommy Gunn, Scott Nails, Jack Lawrence and Jerry Alec Knight are the male performers. As soon as I read the male actors I had a big “Oh fuck no.” moment as I just heard about Tommy Gunn and Scott Nails and I don’t really like either of them. Also, as quickly as the opening credits roll, you can see a guy I’m sure no one on this earth wants to see naked. I’d find out later that this was Spyder Jonez, the film’s director.
I’ll try to look up the names for the scenes and match the actresses ‘ faces to inform you who’s in every scene.
According to IAFD, we have Jack Lawrence in the first scene and who I think is Michelle Maylene. I determined from the very first scene that this film is trying to have a plot. The performance is bad enough that I had to look up the plot to see what was going on–obviously somebody in the “Asian Love Palace” attempting to overthrow Tera’s “reign.” (Yes, Asian Love Palace, I didn’t kid you.) Jack Lawrence is sent to Tera’s office and there’s no lead up to anything, Jack’s just starting to go there. And not in a good way like the favorite Frenchman of everybody, but in an awkward way, “I totally don’t want to be here, but they pay me so let’s get at it.” Yeah, that’s not warm. Together with Jack’s cock, the girl’s facial expressions never get completely difficult makes a scene bummer: Tera Patrick and Spyder Jonez are the next scene. Spyder Jonez isn’t someone you’d ever want to see naked, as I said before. By no means do I expect porn performers to look like models, but when they look like a constipated walrus, according to my boyfriend, it’s just not something I’m going to want to see. Looking past the appearance of Spyder, the scene is still lacking, well, all. It begins with Spyder fingering the ass of Tera and making it lick her. I’m generally okay with anal playing in movies, honestly, but this is just pretty gross as he keeps spitting on her butt constantly. In the screen shot, you can see the spit droplets. You can say that none of them likes to do it.
The ass fucking starts after the ass fingering is over. I hate this not, but it’s not inspiring, and it really doesn’t turn me on. It doesn’t turn my stomach completely, at least. Then Spyder begins touching the clit of Tera. Rubbing nicely isn’t the correct sentence, he’s pulling her clitoral hood back more or less and poking at her clit. This sounds less than attractive to me. Then we get to the end. watery cumshot that looks 7-up higher than it does.
If you’re not convinced yet, this is the movie that gave birth to the name “constipated walrus.” I wouldn’t suggest this scene to my worst enemy, unfortunately.
The next scene is what I call with 9 of the women a gay-for-pay lesbian orgy. It begins with all the rose petals being thrown at each other and towards the camera. This sets the mood basically. The throwing of the flower seems to go on and on and I honestly believe it would be boring even for a man who wants nothing to assist him get off. It switches to boob licking after the flowers–I don’t tell sucking because they look afraid of breasts sincerely. Include some nasty-looking double-ended dildos and some inexpensive strap-ons in the panty-style and you have the scene.
No better than the remainder is the last scene and has no nice highlights. Honestly, on my worst enemy, I wouldn’t wish this porn. I think everyone should be entitled to a well-made porn and shouldn’t watch the whole shit.
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