I think I can infuse sexual innuendo into just about anything.
But there’s one thing I take seriously enough to keep sex out of it for all the right reasons.
I gave my first massage in a very long time and it felt good to give someone relief that wasn’t sexual. Ive missed my practice and my clients. It was a relief to be able to remember my training – some of the best, most intensive (and expensive) training in the country. It all came flooding back. I do know what the hell I’m talking about, and I AM good at what I do.
Strangely enough, massage therapy doesn’t appear to be regulated in any way in the UK. So, any idiot with a plinth (that’s massage table for the rest of us) can hang a shingle and start in on people. And possibly hurt them very badly. That scares me, because I KNOW what harm they can do without proper training.
I have a table. And some of the best training available. Just not sure if I’m ready yet.