Slogging Through The Summer Slush

Just a few headlines I found interesting today:

Thank You, Captain Obvious: Rock stars more likely to die prematurely

I was nowhere NEAR there, I swear! Crazy Fan Attacks Brad in Italy

And they said a little Shakespeare never hurt anyone: Three hurt as stray buffalo runs onto road

OMG i h8 u! u r sofa king unkewl! AT&T to let parents limit kids cell calls

If it were New York, theyd need the National Guard. But its London. So everyone just queued. Most of Londons subway shuts down

Unexpected Item In Bag: Man takes pry bar to self-check till Dude, I feel your pain