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My first meme…stolen from AlwaysArousedGirl, who stole from Passionate Man, who stole from Lil’ bit.

Don’t judge me; I married young.  Feel free to copy and answer for yourself. Just let me know the results!

The statements that are TRUE, meaning things I have never done, are in Bold.

I’ve Never…

I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I’ve Never Had A Three-Some.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse.
I’ve Never Been Spanked.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up.
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.
I’ve Never Been Married.
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I’ve Never Posed Nude.
I’ve Never Watched Porn. (Oh please.)
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.
I’ve Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
I’ve Never Masturbated. (Seriously? Who wrote this?)
I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I’ve Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I’ve Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
I’ve Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I’ve Never Received A Rim Job.
I’ve Never Given A Rim Job. (Yet)
I’ve Never Received A Hand Job.
I’ve Never Given A Hand Job.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Hammock. (Did I miss some hammock sex craze?)
I’ve Never Performed Oral Sex.
I’ve Never Received Oral Sex.
I’ve Never Had Anal Sex.
I’ve Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I’ve Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
I’ve Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else. (Yeah, get real.)
I’ve Never Had A Sex Dream.
I’ve Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I’ve Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I’ve Never Had Phone Sex.
I’ve Never Had Cyber Sex.
I’ve Never Role-Played.
I’ve Never Played Strip Poker. (Always seemed like too much work - and I stink at cards.)

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